Investigation Screenshot
INVESTIGATION: A Crime Against Studs

Let’s be clear: we went in with hope. A name like “Investigation” carries some weight — mystery, depth, maybe even a cool detective hat (it had a hat and it wasn't even cool). Instead, what we found was an empty husk of a game, a cold leftover slab of retroslop microwaved and served with a side of cat piss with terrible fake nostalgia and pure disappointment flooding throughout.

“Investigation” isn’t a game. It's just offensive. You spawn into a big map that is just a bunch of hallways with poorly made studs on top of studs, two randomly placed sounds here and there, and it's constant and annoying. The most interactive element is walking into an enemys thick hairy chest and then deepthroating their arm until you shatter like glass.

Let’s break it down:

And let’s talk gameplay. Wait — there isn’t any. We wondered around just to find 3 different things to die to and called it quits right then and there, at that point there wasn't even a reason to continue. It's simply a walking simulator made by an obese sweaty dwarf with his beard caught in his toenails. maybe thats why everything is so out of place.

Final Verdict: 0 / 10 Studs.

This isn't retro. This isn’t atmospheric. This is an affront to God. It wants so badly to be something, but ends up being less than nothing.

If you want a real investigation, look into how this game even has 174 visits. We suspect foul play. Or at least alt farming. Because there's no way anyone would play this game.

Do better. Use some effort next time.

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